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Bible, Brain, Jesus, Jesus Christ, mental-health, Narcotic, Substance abuse, Substance dependence
K BUSTED! I’m a drug dealer and addict. What am I serving? Can’t help it, I love this high. I’m on a substance that crosses the blood–brain-Spirit barrier and acts primarily upon the central nervous system where it affects brain function, resulting in alterations in perception, mood, consciousness, cognition, and behavior. I use and deal it purposefully to gain closer intimacy with Jesus Christ. The high is not like crappy other drugs that the high only lasts for a minute or so, and u feel sick after. This high lasts for your whole life if taken only once – but you can come back for more daily and get regularly wasted!! Many have overdosed and committed such acts as LOVE, FORGIVENESS, HELPING OTHERS, FEEDING THE HUNGRY, AIDING THE SICK, CLOTHED THE HOMELESS, CUDDLING WITH SMALL ANIMALS. IT’S AMAZING! What is my amazing drug of choice you ask? ROMANS laced with a little bit of 1+2 Corinthians, but the secret ingredient that my cook makes and it’s off the hook is 1+2 John. (See the Bible). It’s a dangerous drug. It can be found on the street, in a bookstore or better yet a Church. As a matter of fact, many of these addicts attend Church regularly and are obsessed with Worship. They might not even hear or understand you when you say hello to them because they are too intoxicated. If you see one of them just give them a hug and say hello to them. This induces a state of euphoria and makes them promote a universal goodness and they are propelled to commit more acts of goodness for others and humanity THAT is what Paul meant when he said that he’s “drunk off the Spirit.”